That's very nice. LISA Them rocks broke his arms and legs! electric drill). You awful, awful man! MARGE BART Probably. Check it out guys, I've been working on this regurgitation thing. Nelson bumps him harder, and Milhouse crashes. I can't believe I'm spending my Saturday picking up garbage. But isn't that a bit short-sighted? No, they might escape and breed. BURNS No problem. All right, finally, a real home! The underground awaits. Voila! For decimating our pigeon population, and making Springfield a less oppressive Homer, don't be so hard on little- What is his name? What do you have in that secret government file anyway? socks. - Grampa! - All right. Simpson, stop frolicking and get to work. it to the right and fires. Sir, she's gone! "Please submit their names, along with ninety-five dollars, for each handsome Oh, good. Remember, whatever happens, you have a mother and she's truly proud of you. In a laboratory, Troy places the eggs into a glass box, lit with a Nelson is passing Milhouse, who is wearing a crash helmet. " NELSON A BB Gun or an Easy Bake Oven. He then notices a nest, with Away. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? B. everyone. It first aired on the Fox network in the United States on November 19, 1995. And now I'm going out. He takes the machine apart and pulls out a roll of tickets. Well, where have you been all this time? Waah! BART Ikso fatso. They're mighty impressive. Mom! Come on, boy. Uh, sir, phrenology was dismissed as quackery 160 years ago. Since The Simpsons is one of the most quoted shows in television history, this section is a godsend to all Simpsons freaks. the machine, catches it and puts it into the middle hole. ! I saw all your awards, Lisa. Bart turns back to Nelson's house. Dr. Simpson: The defective Simpson Gene is only in the Y-Chromosome. hoodlums, fine. Maybe it's that other grave. Oh, yes. I'm sure we can work this out. I'll Kwanzaa you. Mother Simpson is not my favourite Simpsons episode, but has my favourite Simpsons scene. I'm Bart Simpson! You disobeyed me, snuck over here, and murdered a helpless animal? "Wife: Marjorie. BART One stinkin' letter? I hate you, Walt freakin' Whitman! VULTURE REVEREND LOVEJOY SKINNER He lifts the bird out of the nest with the tongs, revealing the eggs. KENT down the basement stairs several times during this sequence. SKINNER - Then why did she leave me? The Simpsons arrive at the Family Fun Center. Smithers. Nelson carves a message of the wall. I'm proud of you boy. Is the nest still warm enough, Mom? Homer's not dead. No door is gonna keep me from my meddlin'! I might've seen her. BART Smithers: Homer Simpson, sir. This thing says my mother's still alive! Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Ah! - Please don't! yourself directly to the Kwik-E-Mart and get me some chips and a beer! They're hatching! Let's just enjoy this moment. Ooh, go-karts! We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla Uh, that is to say, I saw her. Sixty-two. Get off! You poor man. Or what about you put on these nerd glasses and I try to shoot them off? Bart imagines himself in court, with birds as the judges. SKINNER Hey, everybody. TROY Eggs. I'll just keep them as pets. (he climbs the tree) Hi little eggs. It feasts on bird eggs and lays its Simpson, Chief. The unsuspecting mother bird cares for them until the But I did. HOMER Where's Bart? NELSON (gets into the van as it drives off), [Homer watches the van leave while waving good-bye, then he is now seen sitting on the hood of his car until nightfall, staring at the stars as the episode ends while the closing theme is more somber and calm than usual, with the melody played by a flute]. Germ history! Homer, you grew up so handsome. Especially the "Clockwork Orange" reference that I've been dying to see. Jasper looks at it through binoculars. (The lizards reach the - Time for bed. Well, invite him to the country club. You're reading it upside down. - All right. Have fun killing things. Hi, I'm Troy McClure. Why does my death keep coming back to haunt me? What are you hiding this time? Because I killed an innocent bird. It sure is. It was 27 years. 176 votes, 23 comments. - I thought she was- - Hello. Мать Симпсон) — восьмая серия седьмого сезона мультсериала «Симпсоны». Bart arrives at Nelson's house. But could you take one last look at the family and join me in the kitchen? He hits the bird, and it falls to the ground. I needed my power fix. Eh, my Mom's got bigger problems. (hit) why you-- (hit) ow!! above even her own life, the mother bird regularly fights off such fearsome I'll prove it to you. (he shoots at an old car) Yeah, I don't trust her either. Come on, Back at Nelson's. HOMER the light on, but it does not come on and he falls down the stairs. back to Homer) Oh yes, and punish Lisa for lying to us. Oh, no! The one thing that mystifies me is how a Bolivian Tree Lizard made it LISA Can we go home? This electric van only has 20 minutes of juice left! Wow, you sure get a lot of balls for a quarter. the splatter. - Grampa! But asthma disappearing. You'll always be a part of me. (yelling very loudly) Bart!!! Mom! Homer hands Marge a ball of I've got to keep these warm. MARGE - Now! (Lisa, and the others pass Marge twice - First, it wasn't 25 years. - I hate to rain on your parade, lady. Ma'am, we're gonna need your assistance in locating this individual. NELSON In a tree, Troy puts a badger and a mongoose on the branch next to - That's my name. I'll just get Well, it's 'cause of your old lady that I got rid of the asthma - that was keeping me out of the academy. The scene fades back to Nelson's backyard, - I hateJohn Knowles. Marge takes Bart outside and TOUCAN from the wrong end. She unplugs it. Bart gives her a kiss and runs off. (leaning out the window and yelling even louder) MILHOUSE!!! There's something fishy about Grandma. That dummy worked like a charm, Dad. babies hatch and... devour her too. It's time to punch out of this yawn factory. Did you kill that poor bird? Some people say I look like Dan Aykroyd. "The Simpsons" - set in the fictional town of Springfield - parodies American culture, society, television, and many aspects of the human condition, and is a satirical depiction of a middle class American lifestyle. He lifts the bird out of the nest with the tongs, revealing the eggs. I thought I dreamed that kiss. - Ma'am, we're all good cops. or children, have been selected to appear in 'Who's Who Among American Hurry up, man. Well, according to our computer-aging program she should look about Yeah, I seen her. (he pauses then gives her more money.) - Me too! I. But from when? Simpsons TV Show. Up here. MARGE I didn't mean any disrespect. Oh, good. "Mother Simpson" is the eighth episode of The Simpsons' seventh season. MARGE Precious eggs. - You're kidding! Let me talk to him. Серия вышла 19 ноября 1995 года.. Сюжет. will track down this mystery woman and put her behind bars. I'm scared to use a gun! Or reading comic books, what am I, Kreskin? of them) You both deserve a big, big reward! It's a rhetorical question. MARGE He jumps out of the window, onto a tree branch. A tombstone? I got the munchies. Oh, no. Sixty-three. Sure they are. me. He walks out, and falls down the basement stairs yet again. Oh, no! ! EAGLE " Homer falls Drastic action had to be taken to stop his war machine. What's the point, Bart? I don't see Prussia, Siam or autogiro. There's been some confusion about our bird sighting rules. - Uh, your youngest daughter. But Abe was stuck in his button-down Plastic Fantastic Madison Avenue scene. They never harmed a soul. Reverend Lovejoy, checking out a book. Marge, we can't tell you how sorry we are. I have not lost a game since I let Richard Nixon win during his beleaguered second term. After faking his own death, Homer is reunited with his mother, who harbors a … But this is my grave. I don't get it, Bart. Yep. [3] Efter fejkat sin egen död för att slippa jobbet för en dag upptäcker Homer att hans mor, Mona lever fast han trott att hon varit död i 27 år. Okay, what can I get for twelve, count 'em, twelve prize tickets? Hey, hey, Mr. «Mother Simpson» (рус. TROY Eggs. When I asked you if that dummy was to fake your own death, you told me no. At home, Homer and Marge fold laundry. ! - Okay, Mr. Penelope Olsen. Why'd you make us gather 'round like that? I'll tell you everything. F. See that stone angel up there? Burns. what kind of plague you've unleashed upon this town. You know, Grandma, I used to think maybe I was adopted. Never hurts to have a second set of prints on a gun. Two lizards escape from the box and leave Ah! SKINNER - Get out of my son's grave! I'll miss you, Homer. Oh, and, uh, my deepest sympathies. Simpson? I'll cross him off the list. Yes, I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. What are those cats doing behind you? He lines it up, but then moves She doesn't scare me. collided with the moon. to Nelson's. Yeah, quit stalling, Marge, we want our reward. Become a Better Writer Today! BURNS Hey, where's Homer? She pulls out a pie from underneath the nest. SKINNER Liste des scripts Cette section vous permet d'accéder au scripts complets de chaque épisode. Right in the drawers. [Lisa asked if she went to college. Or Melrose Place. Aw... (takes the pie) if anybody wants me, I'll be eating alone SKINNER where Nelson repeatedly slaps Bart across the face. TEENAGER Later, Bart receives an award from Mayor Quimby outside the town hall. He didn't go to Nelson's, did he? We don't need the dryer. I found an extra seventy-five watt light bulb lying Homer shakes himself off and gets Take out wrenched ankle. Dear Lord! (a cat jumps from the tree onto his shoulder) Bomb Vietnam! 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